1.22.2009

Bizarro World's Guide to How to Build a Guild

1. Wake up one morning and say to yourself, "Self! I want my own guild!" Make no further decisions about what you want for the guild's direction.

2. Hie thy level 23 toon off to the Guild NPC and prepare for your charter.

3. Take a last moment to mull over your guild title. Your options are bad and potentially cliche Latin or a low-caps misspelled 'homage' to an established guild.

4. Pay a bunch of random /trade people to sign your charter, none of whom you will ever see again.

5. Profit from your empty and soulless bank guild.

6. (optional) Be that one whining guy that spams /trade looking for friends to join his guild, all while being mocked relentlessly by others, some of whom are also guild-tagged with bad Latin or quasi-humorous homages.

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